Brand-name pocket pussies are worth every penny, but damn, that is a lot of pennies.
The good news is you can make a homemade pocket pussy with a little bit of ingenuity and effort. There are myriad ways to build your DIY pocket pussies, from using household items to sexy science projects. We’ll take you through how to do it correctly and safely with five different methods to make a pocket pussy at home!
Pocket pussies are a masturbation sleeve for penile pleasure. They add texture, tightness, and suction to enhance jerking off and can simulate a real human vagina, mouth, or butt.
You’ve probably heard of Fleshlights. Those are the most popular brand of pocket pussies today, but there are so many more kinds out there. Pocket pussies can usually be found in the “male masturbator” section of sex toy stores and sites, but anyone with a penis can benefit from using a masturbation sleeve.
If you don’t want to go through the trouble of making your own, check out our list of the best pocket pussies to find the faux-gina of your dreams.
When it comes to anything involving your penis, you want to be as safe as possible. You also want it to be as simple as possible.
No one wants to be scrambling through the sauce packet drawer for a rubber band with a boner. So, it’s a good practice to have everything you need to build your homemade pocket pussy laid out and easy to reach before go time. We’ll go through what specific ones you need for our examples below
Pro tip: Gather up extras of all of your materials. That way, in case you rip or break something, you have a replacement right there.
Double check that nothing you're using to build your homemade pocket pussy, like sponges or towels, is used and filthy. Any materials you might use should be cleaned before use, unless it is something meant for sterile use like condoms or latex gloves.
Keep in mind, you'll also need to clean and dry your homemade pocket pussy thoroughly when you’ve finished. Keeping your DIY pocket pussy clean and try will help prevent mold and bacteria from growing inside, which can lead to a nasty infection. So, think about how easy it will be to clean while building it.
Another material-based concern is how to choose what your DIY pocket pussy will be made of. If you’re allergic to things like latex or your skin is sensitive to certain lubes, then find a substitute like nitrile gloves or water-based lube.
Porous materials can also cause issues since they are harder to clean. It should be fine as long as they are completely sealed from skin and moisture. Basically, don’t go raw dogging a sponge.
You might roll your eyes at this, but you also need to consider how soft and tight you make your homemade masturbator. The interior texture needs to feel good, but you need to make sure there isn’t anything that can poke or scrape your penis. You may not notice extra friction with lube involved, but it will leave its mark.
Making your pocket pussy sturdy enough to take all that dick you’re throwing is also something to consider. Not only would having it break mid-wank be annoying, but it could cause injuries if you’re going hard.
The bottom line: make your homemade pocket pussy something you would feel confident putting your penis inside.
Finally, we get to the good stuff!
The funny thing is, if you grew up with a penis, you already know how to make a pocket pussy. All those masturbation solutions you MacGyver'd as a teen (or adult?) were technically homemade pocket pussies! Maybe you've even made some of these specific DIY pocket pussies before.
Either way, here are five ways you can make a pocket pussy at home and what you’ll need to get the job done.
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Start by unrolling the towel and folding it longways. Lay the condom perpendicular to the towel on the folded edge with some of the opening hanging over the edge. If you have a stand-in penis, an object that approximates your real penis, lay it over the condom.
Using the stunt-dong as a guide, roll the towel up and secure with two of your rubber bands. Remove the stand-in and roll the opening of the condom back and over the top of the towel. Add as many extra rubber bands for tightness as you see fit.
This DIY pocket pussy is great because it is easy to make, use, and clean. You just discard the condom or glove and throw the towel in the wash.
You will need:
Start by cutting the top of your Pringles can to fit your sponges securely. Slide one sponge in, then sandwich your love glove between the other two sponges. Slip the sponge-wich into the can with the opening facing outwards, using the sponge that’s already in there to create stability.
Then pull the condom opening over the lip of the can before securing with the rubber bands.
A pocket pussy and snacks (before, not during, unless you've got a second snack handy)? What’s not to love?
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Slide your condom or powder-free disposable glove through the hole in the center of the roll before pulling the opening up and over the whole roll and securing with rubber bands.
It’s quick and rudimentary, but it will work in a pinch.
You will need:
Pick out a plush toy that catches your eye, just make sure there's nothing but soft fluff inside. Cut a hole large enough for your penis wherever you want in the toy. Use your fingers to push some of the stuffing to the side and place your condom or glove inside.
This one raises the stakes at carnival games, for sure.
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Fill the balloons to about the size of a hand grenade with warm water. Place them in the container, alternating side-to-side. Take your glove and push it down through the middle of the balloons with some space at the opening sticking out. Pull the opening over the top of the container and enjoy!
This method is great because it gives you an easy way to have a warm DIY pocket pussy. Just make sure the water isn’t too hot to avoid burning your lil’ buddy.
With these homemade pocket pussies, pleasure is always right around the corner. Or maybe, hiding in your linen closet.
