The Coolest Discreet Sex Toys of 2025

If you're like most people, the idea of someone else seeing (or learning about!) your masturbation habits is something to be avoided at all costs. That's exactly why discreet sex toys exist!

Discreet sex toys are crafted to fly under the radar with designs that don't "look" like sex toys unless you're in-the-know. You won't see any veiny shafts or inviting labial lips here! Instead, discreet sex toys either look boringly plain, hideably tiny, or look like expected household objects, causing any on-lookers to safely ignore them.

As an added bonus, many discreet sex toys also feature playful designs. These playful designs can be a welcome sight for people who are tired of phallic-shaped or medical-looking toys. Some discreet sex toys even double as cute knick-knacks you could display on a shelf!

Want to see some of our favorites? These are some of the best discreet sex toys out there:

Sir Richard's Intimate Therapy Stroker

For people looking for the best discreet sex toys for men, this one can be amazing. Pop it into your shower or pantry closet, and no one will be the wiser! The Sir Richard's Intimate Therapy Stroker looks like a jumbo-sized shampoo bottle until you unscrew the cap at the base, revealing a TPE stroker you can slide into.

Even better, the shampoo bottle "cap" allows you to control the suction inside the stroker, making for more (or less!) intensity!

Emojibator Strawberry

If discreet sex toys for women is more your style, you might love the look of the Emojibator Strawberry. Despite it's bright-red design, the Strawberry would look at home on any trinket shelf with a cute, textured design that clearly looks like a strawberry - no further investigation required.

However, the missing "stem" of this toy becomes an air suction chamber, surrounding the clitoris (or other small, sensitive areas!) for powerful pulsations and suction. As an added bonus, the Strawberry also includes 8 vibration modes, letting you use it as a standard vibrator when you're in the mood.

Blush Schag's Beer Stroker

Another one of the great discreet mens sex toys, the Blush Schag's Beer Stroker looks pretty close to a tall boy can of beer. It would look at home in the fridge! Little do your onlookers know that its lid unscrews to reveal a pleasurable, multi-chambered stroker crafted for your pleasure.

Choose from an Ale, Lager, or Stout to best fit your beer collection. Even better, each one of the different "beer styles" offers a unique texture, letting you switch up your sensations without anyone even knowing there are sex toys in the house!

Evolved Pen Pal

This vibrator easily slides next to your pens in a desk drawer with no one the wiser. The Evolved Pen Pal was specifically crafted to look like a stylus, fitting in with all of your desk supplies. Little does anyone else know, its shiny surface actually houses 5 vibration speeds, controlled by a single button at the base.

Despite its small size, the Pen Pal is USB rechargeable for cord-free, hassle-free fun whenever you want it!

Arcwave Voy

Are you awash in the latest technology? If so, the Arcwave Voy, with its caps on, may fit right into your electronics collection. It looks just like a portable wireless speaker or a camera lens!

Not just for show, the Voy's design is cutting edge! The inside of this silicone is equipped with a Tightness Adjustment System. Working like a standard aperture, twisting a dial on the side of the Voy allows you to easily tighten (or loosen) the internal squeeze, making for a personalized fit every time you pull it out.

Play with Me Cuddle Cloud

If your aesthetic is adorably soft, the Play with Me Cuddle Cloud might be the best discreet sex toy for you. Made from soft, plushy silicone, this rounded toy offers multiple surfaces to enjoy its 10 vibration modes.

PDX Plus Fap Flask

Looking for another one of the best discreet male sex toys? The PDX Plus Fap Flask might be a great fit for you. Especially if you live an active lifestyle, the reusable water bottle design will fit into your household, never making anyone take another glance when sitting in the kitchen. Water bottles are boring.

When you want to use it, the base of the Fap Flask unscrews, revealing a welcoming, textured stroker sleeve. Use the water bottle's carrying loop for easy, one-handed use, and open the drinking spout to adjust the suction intensity within the stroker.

nJoy 11

We're not gonna lie: the nJoy 11 might be a discreet sex toy, but it's only because it looks more like a weapon than a dildo. The Eleven's gigantic size (really! It weights almost 3 pounds!) comes with intense stainless steel diameters of 1.75" and 2".

No one will ever guess this one is a dildo because it looks too thick to believably be a sex toy. So, hey, use that to your advantage!

Arcwave Pow

If you're into music, the Arcwave Pow might be the perfect fit. This stroker looks at home on any end table with a modern, tech-friendly design that makes it look like a portable Bluetooth speaker!

If you flip off the cap, though, you'll reveal a stroker you can sink into with an air pressure valve at the base to easily control your suction. Even better, that "modern speaker design" of the exterior doubles as easy-grip texturing, making it simple to control the speaker even when your hands are covered with lube.

Secret Kisses Lace and Pearls Crotchless Panties

No one will guess that you have sexual pleasure simply built into your undies. That's exactly what you get with the Secret Kisses Lace and Pearls Crotchless Panties. A built-in string of faux pearls runs between the labia offering hands-free, teasing clitoral pleasure the entire time you wear the undies.

After a nice handwash, simply store these undies in your panty drawer, away from prying eyes, without having to worry about additional storage.

Tenga Egg

Small enough to fit into the palm of your hand, the Tenga Eggs are unique, disposable strokers. Each one of these plastic-wrapped eggs contains all you need for pleasure. Peel off the plastic wrap to reveal a super-stretchy TPE stroker complete with lube packet. Have a great time with the Tenga Egg's textures then place the used stroker back into its discreet plastic egg, placing it into the garbage can.

No one will be any the wiser, and there won't be any sex toys lying around your home (or hotel room!).

The king of travel-friendly sex toys, the Tenga Egg Variety Pack includes 6 Eggs per carton. If you like the idea but only want to try a single egg to start, the Lovense Kraken offers the same basic design.

Womanizer Wave

Everyone takes showers and baths! Little does the average person know, but your showerhead could be one of the best discreet sex toys out there. At least, it can be when you have the Womanizer Wave.

While it works just fine for showering, this showerhead was designed for masturbation with an ergonomic curve, easy-grip handle, and buttons that are easily accessible one-handed. Multiple types of built-in, targeted sprays allow you to get the exact sensations you need for pleasure with the ability to swap them out at a moment's notice.

Even better, the Womanizer Wave looks and behaves like a "luxury" showerhead, so anyone using your shower will be none-the-wiser.

Emojibator Banana

Another playfully-shaped vibrator, the Emojibator Banana looks like a tiny (not lifesize!) caricature of a banana until you know its secret: it also vibrates! 10 vibration modes and its super-slender size help this sex toy fit where its wanted for discreet pleasure.

The "stem" portion of the Banana pops off to reveal the charging port, providing 50 minutes of playtime off a full charge.

Waterslyde

If you have a bathtub, the Waterslyde is an easily-attached and easily-removed onto your spigot, turning water into an orgasmic sex toy!

Essentially, the Waterslyde extends your bath's water spigot, making it easier to get the orgasmic pounding of running water between your legs without performing Olympian feats of flexibility. With an tie-on design, it can be tied onto the spigot and removed within seconds, making it one of our favorite discreet sex toys for women.

Cute Little Fuckers Starsi

Last, but certainly not least, in our list of the best discreet sex toys is the Cute Little Fuckers Starsi. Designed and produced by a team of LGBTQA+ artists, the Starsi's discreet, non-threatening design is crafted to pleasure all genders. The non-sexual, starfish design offers pinpoint, broad, and long surfaces to best fit where you need them while the included bullet vibrator offers 5 vibration speeds and 5 vibration modes to bring those surfaces to life with vibrations.