7 Super-Sexy Undercover Sex Toys

Maybe you’re the type who proudly displays her dildo collection on the mantelpiece for all to see. If you are, well, you rock – more power to you. But for many people, one of the big sticking points to owning a sex toy is embarrassment. Maybe you’re happy to have a little help getting off, but the thought that someone will spot your stash kills your buzz.

But even if you’re loud and proud about your sex toy collection, it can be nice to have a few pieces that fly under the radar, whether for travelling, or for your own personal amusement. Here are a couple of super-sexy sex toys that won’t blow your cover.

Desir Metallique Handcuffs

These gorgeous mesh bracelets by Bijoux Indiscrets are great for a night out. But, should you decide to stay in, they can be hooked together to make a set of sexy handcuffs. If you like to be tied up, these cuffs can provide a secret, sexy cue for your lover. And, while the cuffs will attract plenty of admiration, you can keep all your dirty thoughts to yourself.

Desir Metallique Handcuffs in Gold.

Liberator Wedge

The term “sex furniture” often beckons images of either cheap sex swings or medieval-looking bondage contraptions you’d need an entire spare room to house. And, while each has its place, neither is exactly subtle. The Liberator Wedge, on the other hand, is very understated. But don’t let that fool you. This simple little wedge has achieved legendary status for a reason. It is perfectly designed to provide stable support and juuust the right angle for a very long list of steamy sex positions, many of which might be too uncomfortable – or totally unachievable – without its support. This firm, high-density foam wedge is also thoughtfully designed, with a moisture resistant liner and a soft, microfiber cover that can be zipped off for easy cleaning. The best part? You can mix it in with a few throw pillows and no one will be the wiser.

Liberator Wedge in black. Get it here.

Crave Vesper

Forget those dorky Google glasses or vests filled with circuits, the Crave Vesper is where it’s at when it comes to wearable tech; it’s a slim, elegant necklace that doubles as a quiet, powerful vibe. It looks good, it feels good and it can be your little secret. And, baby, this ain’t just a novelty item. This tiny vibe has four speeds and pinpoint precision for hitting the exact spot that'll take you straight to O-town. It’s also made with easily cleaned, ultra-sanitary stainless steel that warms to your skin on contact. Ooh la la!

Crave Vesper Vibrator Necklace is Rose Gold.

Bijoux Indiscrets Twenty One Vibrating Diamond

They say that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but what did a diamond ever do for you? This one sparkles, comes in a beautiful black box and it’ll get you off. Boom. The Twenty One Vibrating Diamond is an unconventional looking vibrator, but its unusual shape is actually its super-power – with so many sides and surfaces (including a sharp tip for pinpoint-precise stimulation) if offers all sorts of erotic possibilities. It’s also waterproof and recharges via USB. It’s a gem!

Bijoux Indiscrets Twenty One Vibrating Diamond. Get it here.

Love to Love iScream Dildo

I scream, you scream, we all scream … for a giant silicone dildo in the shape of a popsicle! No? Hear us out. The iScream Dildo is, in fact, 6 inches of body-safe, neon-pink silicone. On a stick. it looks just like a popsicle, and can actually perform temperature play quite well when refrigerated. Plus, it's freaking adorable - and cheekily discreet.

Love to Love iScream Dildo.

Kinklab Vampire Gloves

A nice pair of leather gloves can be sexy all on their own, but this set by Kinklab pushes this simple accessory toward the sadistic. The soft, subtle leather gloves are equipped with tiny metal spikes along each finger. Run your hands over your partner for a sharp tickle – or dig in harder to cross the line into pain play. If you’re looking to add new sensations to your sex life, these are a great option. And, when you aren't using them, they'll look innocent as can be sitting in your closet.

Kinklab Vampire Gloves. Get them here.

Bijoux Indiscrets Oral Lip Gloss

If you want to blow your lover away again and again, there’s one key tool you can rely on in your oral sex arsenal: novelty. This lip gloss duo by Bijoux Indiscrets is designed to deliver both hot and cold sensations, adding a whole new dimension to your next blow job. It’s also a secret, super-sexy surprise you can carry everywhere.

Bijoux Indiscrets Cooling and Warming Lip Gloss Duet.