A Distinguished Strap-On Accessory
Are you going as a dashing gentleman for Halloween? Maybe part of a barbershop quartet? The MustachiO Vibrating Mustache accessory will make sure you're ready to give out the world's best mustache rides wherever and whenever they're needed. It comes in classic black or pink. Consider it the latest and greatest in "strap on" technology.
DIY Glow Sticks
Just when you think there can't be a better, more innovative lube out there in lube-land, you find something like Cosmic Bear Glow-in-the-Dark Lube. I can think of so many uses for this that go waaay beyond Halloween. I'd use it to highlight the path from my bed to the bathroom so that I can stop banging into things at night. I'd use it to decorate the outside of my house. Hell, this would be great before heading out for a night of clubbing. Or splatter it on all the walls to freak people out at a party! Oh yeah. And you could also use it as lube. Make your very own Halloween glow stick!
Lube Dressed Up As ...
Halloween is all about subterfuge. A sticky, red corn syrup solution that looks like blood, peeled grapes that feel like eyeballs ... and lube that looks exactly like ejaculate. Yup, you heard that right. It's called Spunk Hybrid Lube. It's got a solid reputation as a silicone hybrid lubricant - and it's great for your "There's Something About Mary" references. (Learn more about silicone lube in The Ins and Outs of Sexual Lubricants.)
A Vibrator That'll Scare Your Pants Off
Death by orgasm! At least that's what the Death by Orgasm Scorpion Bullet Vibrator promises. This creepy, crawly vibrator comes packaged in a coffin case - and it packs at 10-speed punch. It's the perfect addition to a party, a bedroom, or a re-enactment of a horror scene. You know, one where there's a scorpion down your pants. It also comes in Black Widow or Vampire Bride versions. Unfortunately, this creepy little vibe has been discontinued. Too scary, perhaps?
