If you managed to get your hands on one of these babies before your Junior year of high school, you were the envy of every girl squad on the block. Vibratex takes credit for the version of The Rabbit that pops into our heads first. However, there is scarcely a toy company that hasn't created its own version hundreds of times over since that fateful episode of Sex and the City aired. If you're craving a teenage flashback, check out all the varieties available now. (And read 5 Reasons Why Rabbit Vibrators Are Still Popular.)
The Pocket Rocket
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Small and perfectly sneaky, the Pocket Rocket was the ultimate vibe for quickly stashing under your pillow before mom walked in the door from work. It helped many an adolescent girl develop the ability to sense the family mini van coming from miles away; the Rocket was and is a notoriously loud vibrator. This little powerhouse vibe was strictly for those glorious afternoons when you had the house to yourself. Like every classic, The Pocket Rocket's design has been tackled by just about every toy manufacturer, but it's hard to improve upon something so wonderfully simple. Kick it old-school with the iRocket, Doc Johnson's sleek update of the original, battery-powered version, which gives you an excellent bang for your buck. For those that require the luxury of a grown-ass woman, Crave offers several vibes with similar stature and function. The Crave Solo or Wink are just as stealthy and waterproof as the original, but these lovelies are high-quality metal and silicone.
The Slim Smoothie Vibe
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This popular beginner's toy has gone by many different names, but its rounded, slender design is forever etched into our memories. The affordability of this super-basic vibe made it a staple in adult boutiques and novelty shops. Simply put, this is what most people will imagine when they hear the word “vibrator.” When your wallet wasn't exactly bulging from your part-time job or extra cash from mom, this was the ideal go-to vibe to cover all your pleasure bases. Despite its generic appearance, this classic has long been underrated. The smooth surface and slim shaft are perfect for comfortably exploring penetration or external stimulation. The speed control dial on the bottom can rival that of most luxury toys, going from teasingly mild to overwhelmingly strong. If the cheap-yet-effective smoothie was your first vibrator, it heightened your toy standards for the rest of your life. Want to get an updated version? Try a super-simple smoothie from Doc Johson. Or, get something with a modern twist, like the OhMiBod 3.OH Music Vibrator. (Get some tips in picking a vibrator in Pick Your Pleasure: 10 Steps to Choosing a Vibrator.)
The Multi-Piece Vibrator Kit
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Nabbing a vibrator kit at the local novelty shop without getting carded at the cash register was like hitting the teen jackpot. Who needs truth-or-dare to jump-start your sexual exploration? These kits, although rarely of superior quality, provided all the necessary tools to get in touch with your blooming body. Some kits centered around a bullet vibe, while others used a slim smoothie or Pocket Rocket as the base toy. Usually included were variations on ribbed sleeves, rabbit-shaped ticklers, and interchangeable tops with all kinds of fun textures. Sometimes you'd wind up with hilarious, miniature excuses for plastic body parts, like a poorly-sculpted hand with a set of curved fingers to fit atop your bullet. This wonderland of orgasms was the most difficult to hide because of all the parts, but it was so worth it.. Kits rarely live up to the quality of your current adult toy collection, but they're cheap and fun, and that's all you need to relive those balmy teenage nights. This Adam & Eve Complete Lover's Kit includes a few sexy extras.
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Colleen Godin
Colleen Godin is a seasoned pleasure product professional and avid outdoors-woman, though rarely both at the same time. She has worked in the business of pleasure products since college. From the adult boutique counter to traveling the country for major toy manufacturers, she's seen the good, the bad, and the ugly of sex toy design. All those years of hawking cheap vibrators have turned my attention to the luxury toy market, where I specialize in...
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