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On the Washing Machine
The washing machine’s good for much more than loads of laundry - strip down and enjoy a quickie while the machine takes care of your clothes! All that moving and shaking will add an extra dimension to your lovemaking. People with vulvas can use a washing machine as a great, big vibrator, but the washer’s motions tend to be absorbed by the body, which can turn a penis into a living, breathing vibrator as well! The top of the machine can feel cold on bare bottoms though, so run a warm load to reduce the chill.
On the Stairs
Take your sex life to new heights on the stairs. The graduated elevation is perfect for doggy-style, while the banister adds some extra support to sex standing up. Hold on to the banister for lifting leverage and stability. Just be careful of your stairs’ surface. While carpeted steps can lead to rug burn, humping on hard surfaces can be uncomfortable too!
On the Kitchen Bench
The kitchen is often called the heart of the home; it's no wonder we like gettin' busy in there! The kitchen bench is the obvious bed substitute. One partner can sit down while the other stands in front. The hard corners can be uncomfortable though, so bench sex is best for quickies rather than intimate encounters. But this piece of furniture's potential goes beyond its surface. Just consider what’s around it. If you’ve seen "Fatal Attraction," you know the faucet’s an underrated foreplay tool. You’re also close to the fridge, so you’ve got aphrodisiacs and treats for food play at hand. Just make sure you keep the whipped cream and honey up top to avoid a nasty infection!
