Kittenfishing is like catfishing’s sneaky little sibling. It’s a form of online dating deception, but instead of fabricating an entirely fake persona, Kittenfishers stretch the truth in more subtle ways. Think of it as light digital editing—except it’s not just photos that are touched up. A kittenfisher might use outdated pictures, exaggerate their job title, fib about their height, or conveniently “forget” to mention a few details. It’s not a full-blown lie, but it’s definitely a bit... enhanced.
The Art of the Stretch
Kittenfishing is often fueled by insecurity or the desire to make a better first impression. Let’s face it, the pressure to stand out in the crowded online dating world is real, and some people think a little white lie won’t hurt. Maybe they’re using a picture from their college days when their hair was fuller, or claiming to be an “entrepreneur” when they’re still brainstorming startup ideas. These little tweaks might seem harmless, but they can lead to a lot of frustration and disappointment when the truth eventually comes out.
And this usually happens when people meet.
For example, imagine showing up for a date expecting someone who looks like their profile picture—only to realize that picture is ten years (and several pounds) old. Or worse, you’re sitting across from someone who’s still 5'7", despite them claiming they were 6'0" in their profile. That gap between expectation and reality can leave you feeling duped, even if they didn’t technically lie about everything.
Why Do People Kittenfish?
It’s simple: they think the real version of themselves just isn’t enough. Online dating can feel like a competition, and some people believe their best shot is with a few harmless tweaks to their profile. Whether it’s about looking more attractive, more successful, or just more “interesting,” kittenfishers are betting that you’ll like them enough to overlook the small stretch when you finally meet in person.
The Downside of Kittenfishing
The problem is that even small deceptions can lead to big trust issues. When someone realizes they’ve been kittenfished, it can plant seeds of doubt. If this person exaggerated their height or job, what else might they be hiding? Relationships need trust, and starting off on a foundation of half-truths, even if they are the classic 'little white lie,' can make that trust harder to build.
Plus, for the kittenfisher, there’s often a sense of anxiety about keeping up the facade. They know they’ve misrepresented themselves, and the thought of being found out can be nerve-wracking. It turns the excitement of a first date into a stressful guessing game of “Will they notice?”
How to Avoid Kittenfishing—And Why You Should
- Be Real, Not Ideal: Use current, unedited photos that show who you are now, not a version of yourself from five years ago. This doesn’t mean you have to choose the least flattering picture, but it should reflect the real you.
- Don’t Over-Inflate Your Resume: Sure, we all want to sound impressive, but if you’re stretching the truth about your job, lifestyle, or hobbies, it’s only a matter of time before it backfires. You’re way more interesting as your authentic self than a fictional version of you.
- Embrace Your Imperfections: People appreciate honesty. If someone isn’t attracted to the real you, it’s better to find that out early than to build something based on lies.
At the end of the day, kittenfishing may seem harmless, but it can quickly turn into a recipe for disappointment—for both parties. Authenticity is key in dating, and showing up as your true self is way more attractive than any heavily filtered version you could create. So, skip the fluff, ditch the Photoshop, and own your truth—because that's what real connections are built on.
