An old-school "willy warmer."
Source: Mabalu - Own work. Licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0 via Commons
But once life no longer involved spending the day running through frozen fjords after a herd of sheep, it seems this little dick snuggie kind of fell off the map. Until now.
Today, LELO is releasing the TUX, a satin tuxedo (with bow tie!) tailored just for a penis. Yes, it's silly. But it's also kind of ... adorable. After all, most people would agree that there's nothing sexier than a man in a tuxedo. Why not take date night one step further? Plus, while the old Croatian willy warmer was kind of like sweatpants - practical, cozy and functional - LELO's version offers something sophisticated, stylish and much more in tune with today's modern and discerning phallus.
I have to say that when I first saw the TUX, I laughed. Then I smirked. Then I imagined a certain someone wearing it ... and I giggled. And then giggled some more. And then, well, I couldn't stop imagining it. I mean, is this not the cutest thing ever? And, yeah, it's silly. But a lot of things about sex are silly, at least if you're doing it right. Role-playing is silly. The noises our bodies can make are silly. A lot of sex positions are pretty silly too. But they're fun. And isn't that kind of the point? If you both laugh, you'll probably have a great time. Why not start there?
When it comes to intimate apparel, women have been having all the fun (and men have been getting the shaft!). But maybe TUX can turn the tables. It's been said that the suit makes the man. But don't forget; it's when the tux comes off that the real magic happens.
