From reports leveled every four years — although soundly ignored in the light of nationalistic fervor — the Olympics has always been, and will turn out to be again, a sexfest, a phrase first used for the Beijing 2008 Olympics, where there was said to be more sex happening than ever occurred at Woodstock.
The proof is in the condom
For the 2024 Paris Olympics, organizers had a whopping 300,000 condoms at the ready. Back in 2010, at Vancouvers games, 10,000 additional condoms had to be found after the initial supply of 100,000 was used. It was remarked that at one stage the organizers were ordering “prophylactics like pizza."
It takes a village
Again, at the Vancouver Olympics (does the cold make people especially horny?) athletes from Canada, Germany, and Austria engaged in an orgy. At least they had the decency to have it at a house outside of the Olympic Village.
That village is an exclusive center of athlete living, packed with living spaces, eateries, and areas for social congregation. And that socializing begins about a week before the games’ official opening as teams move in. Akin to a first day of college, albeit for a more truncated amount of time, the leotards fall as they may as athletes share a lifestyle, hopes and dreams only this unique group can understand.
It’s been noted that canoodling happens in cramped bedrooms as well as outside on lawns, in alleyways, and pretty much any place one can think of in this homogenized unusual make-shift world.
