Who Are You in Bed With?
We’ve definitely entered a brave new world when it comes to sex technology. Toy manufacturers are in rapid development to produce the best and sexiest products that use all of the technology we have at our fingers (instead of you just using your finger). Vibrators and sleeves talk to each other, interact with your computer, and can even be controlled from a distance via your smart phone. Yet, it turns out, your toy isn’t just receiving instructions from the phone. It may actually be transmitting messages as well. Standard Innovations Corporation, creators of the widely-popular We-Vibe series of couples vibrators was recently found out! They’ve been collecting data from their We-Vibe 4 toys, notably vibration level and toy temperature when in use. The We-Vibe 4 is one of those toys that can be controlled remotely, and that’s how they know what you’re up to. The backlash has been strong. The company says it is just market research, but they didn’t disclose they were doing it. On one hand, the information was obtained surreptitiously, but it could also be used to create better sex products. Quite the conundrum.
Good Head(line)
Bravo to the writer who crafted this headline about a guy stealing a penis pump. Honestly, coming up with these types of puns is one of the joys of writing about sex.
Adding Up to Anal
I never liked mathematics in school and I am sure that on more than one occasion, I thought my teachers were being really anal when I didn’t cross out a number or carry the exponent or some such nonsense. Now, with the help of sex geek extraordinaire Ken Melvoin-Berg, I see that math can be really anal - in a good way! In fact, if you’re already a fan of bum fun, but just on an occasional basis, you can now use the famed Fibonacci sequence to determine the size of anal toy you should use. Anal sex is one of those things that uses muscle memory and if you don’t use it, you lose it. With Ken’s idea, you can count on having a good time.


