And if you are just wanting to celebrate Masturbation Month without the bike, may I suggest this new gadget by Fleshlight. It's called a Phone Strap, and attaches your mobile device to your thigh so you can keep your hands free while you watch, well, whatever you watch when you need your hands free.
What No One Tells Women About Sex
Anna Breslaw wrote an article for Cosmo called 23 Things No One Tells Women About Sex and it covers everything from "balls hit you and make noises," to "needing lube doesn't mean you are turned off by the person you are having sex with." These are all things I wish someone had told a younger me and definitely a list I will share with any women in my life who are beginning to explore their sexuality. Or, those who just need a reminder that it's "not your job to solve his boner."
Artist Finds an Amazing Way to Get Back at Creepy Men
Women everywhere know that as soon as they are online, especially on a site meant for social interaction, they are going to have to put up with men saying inappropriate things to them. Apparently, being within easy reach of a keyboard means some men think things like "You are annatopiacally what I'm looking for" and "Do you work on a chicken farm, because you look like you could handle a cock" are effective pick-up lines. Artist Anna Gensler came up with a response. She started sketching the men naked, complete with their quote, and posting them to Instagram. Brilliant!
Kale Is Gay ... Yes, Gay!
The news story I love the most this week is the one about kale, yes, the leafy, green vegetable, which came out as gay this week with a little help from Madonna. Check out the exclusive interview with this laid back, leafy guy on Buzzfeed.
