Get Out on the Dance Floor
Bumping bodies together on the dance floor is a great form of foreplay. Just like the mistletoe, it gives you an opportunity to get close to the object of your desire without arousing your co-workers’ suspicion. Stay for the slow songs to really up the intimacy factor.
Hello, Sexual Harassment Rules
Workplaces have strict sexual harassment policies, and these are enforced even at office Christmas parties. Gage the reactions of the person you’re eying carefully and make sure the attraction is mutual. If you direct unwanted attention toward someone who isn't interested, you could have a disciplinary hearing on your hands.
Choose Your Location Wisely
Once you’re sure your object of lust is keen for some action, it all becomes a question of location. Just where will you do the deed? Leaving the party and hooking up at a hotel or in your car is your safest option. When you move to another location, you significantly reduce the risk of anyone discovering what you’re up to.
If you simply can’t wait, there are a couple of places you can usually get busy without detection. Boardrooms and storage cupboards are good options, as no one else is likely to enter when the party is in session. Just make sure they’re lockable or you could get a nasty shock. The boss’s office is also a popular choice - it's used by 16 percent of coupling co-workers according to a survey conducted last year by British sex toy retailer Ann Summers - but it’s a risky one. Should your manager walk in, embarrassment will be the least of your worries.
