What do snowflakes and penises have in common?
They melt when they land on your tongue? They only come when the conditions are right?
Well, both of these are true, but the real answer is that every snowflake and every penis are unique and wonderful in their own way!
Big! Small! Thick! Thin! Veiny! Cut! Curved! Whatever type of penis you have, it can be a source of both pleasure and anxiety. Despite the general understanding that penises vary greatly, there is still a societal expectation that the "ideal" penis is big, thick, and straight.
READ: Penis Facts or Fiction: What Everyone Should Know.
In reality, penises come in all sizes and many feature some kind of curve. Some curves are subtle and others are more distinct. They can go to either side or up or down.
For the most part, penis curves are completely normal and natural and don't present problems or issues for the penis owner or their partners. However, sometimes the curve is caused by Peyronie’s Disease, a buildup of scar tissue in the penis, and can result in discomfort, desensitization and anxiety about appearance and sexual performance.
If the curve in your penis is significant and causes you pain or difficulty during sex, it's a good idea to consult a doctor. But for the most part, having a curved penis is nothing to worry about.
One thing people with curved penises might worry about, though, is the state of penis pleasure products. The current crop of hot and sexy strokers and sleeves are predominately shaped for straight penises, without much wiggle room to accommodate sexy curves.
READ: 7 Steps to Choosing a Penis Vibrator.
Fortunately, penises are resilient and versatile—if pleasure can be found, they are up for it!
If you've got a curved penis and want to incorporate sex toys into your solo or partnered play, we've got you. Here's how to choose an amazing sex toy for a curved penis.
Turns out "just the tip" can also apply to sex toy shopping.
The head of the penis is wildly sensitive in many different ways. For such a concentrated area, there are numerous points for stimulation. The glans, frenulum, and meatus can all be very sensitive and responsive to various types of touch.
Using a sex toy to focus directly on the tip area can be both thrilling and comfortable at the same time. Tip-focused toys, such as the Fun Factory Cobra Libre 2, fit nicely over the tip of the penis and provide different types of stimulation. Some sex toys vibrate against the frenulum while others provide suction sensations. You can find hand-held tip toys and toys that can be used hands-free!
Plus, by paying attention to only the tip, you can avoid the potential discomfort of movement along your shaft.
READ: Got a Penis? Here's How to Have Sex Without It.
Those who have a penis know one universal truth: While there are many different, exciting ways to bring pleasure to a penis, sometimes you just want to feel the fantastic sensation of stroking up and down your shaft.
The feeling of movement—sometimes fast, sometimes slow, sometimes hard, sometimes gentle—up and down the length of the penis is irreplaceable.
Don’t let a penis curve stop you from enjoying this sensation!
If you have a curved penis, one of the best ways to succumb to the stroke is with an open-ended penis stroker. That's because enclosed strokers might not fit properly or be awkward to use with a curved penis. Instead, toys like the B Swish BHandy work with the shape of the penis. Add your favourite lube, slip this toy past the head and go to town stroking up and down!
Because the stroker is compact, it will easily glide along any kind of curve.
You don’t have to be a wizard to reap the benefits of a wand!
Get yourself one of these high-powered toys and you’ll truly experience some magical feelings.
Most folks associate wand toys with either body massage or vulva and clitoral stimulation. But really, they are all-purpose sexual masterpieces that can stimulate and excite any part of any body—particularly curved penises.
Because wand toys, such as the Love Not War Koi, are so versatile, they can provide high-voltage sexual energy in a variety of ways. Glide the head up, down and around the penis, hugging the line of curve, or concentrate that power directly onto the glans, meatus and frenulum for mind-blowing sensations.
Because the wand focuses directly on one spot of skin, no degree of curve will affect the pleasure possibilities.
READ: 9 Super-Hot Ways to Use a Wand Massager.
When life throws you a curve, particularly one of the cock variety, you might want to consider thinking outside the box.
Penises often dominate the landscape of the bodies they are attached to and become the prime focus of sexual pleasure. But that landscape is a big wide field waiting to be explored. And one of the hottest spots to explore? The ass, baby!
READ: A First Timer's Guide to Anal Sex.
Different types of anal pleasure, including rimming, penetration and prostrate stimulation, can enhance any type of sexual pleasure and take the pressure off of penis-centric play. Not only that, but some types of bum fun can actually also stimulate the penis—without even touching it!
Prostate pleasure products, such as the Nexus Stimul8, introduce prostate pleasure that can be felt right through the penis. Some folks can even orgasm and/or ejaculate from prostrate stimulation alone! The additional rings that slide past penis curvature and go around the base of the penis and scrotum will also, as pleasure mounts and uncontrollable twitches increase, up that pleasure quotient exponentially!
Don't be too shocked by this suggestion—but getting a little shocked can be ultra sexy!
Electrical stimulation (e-stim) may sound kinda scary, but when used properly it is completely safe and extremely erotic. E-stim packages, such as the Mystim Tension Lover E-Stim Unit, can provide incredible sensations to almost every part of your body by sending electrical pulses to the bits you want to please—including curved penises!
If stroking and other types of manual stimulation are uncomfortable for you, the hands-free pleasure e-stim can provide just might be the thing for you. As with prostate stimulation, some folks can even orgasm through e-stim pleasure alone!
READ: I Want to Try Electrosex. Where Should I Start?
For the most part, curved penises are totally normal—the biggest challenge it may present is finding the right sex toy. But even then, with a little creativity, you can fully enjoy the world of penis pleasure products.
You know the saying: When life throws you a curveball, bust it out of the nut.
(That is how it goes, right?)
