Case in point: If you’re in the "I love zombies, aliens and ghosts so much I want to put them in an orifice" crowd, you will find your haven at FunVibes on Etsy. What initially caught my eye was a bloody, mangled and eerily named toy called "The Finger." It even has its own tagline: "Give someone 'The Finger’ and they’ll thank you for it." For those who require more convincing, there’s a G-rated demonstration video ... just in case you need to see how realistic the lacerations and incomplete, jagged, gray fingernail is close up. If this is your kink, you have found your dream sex shop. FunVibes also carries vibrators depicting a Klingon, Bigfoot and the Alien inspired by the movie of the same name.
A selection of FunVibes, for your horrific pleasure.
If you don’t find what you like At FunVibes, toddle on over to GespenstsFantasyGear for an octopus butt plug (suitable for display) or perhaps its sibling, the Hentai Tentacle Dildo. There are other noteworthy and fun dildos here too, from Darth Vader to a Garden Gnome and much more.
Fantastic GespentstsFantasyGear
If your tastes crave something with a bit of an edge, the BDSM community is well represented on Etsy. In fact, some of the goodies here are so beautifully crafted that it’s clear they could only be made by someone who loves what they love and loves what they do.
I was coveting a cashmere and leather flogger that my friend, The Redhead Bedhead, had on her blog and was again told that I could get it on Etsy. I quickly ran to the computer to buy one and was delighted at the reasonable price of $55. But that isn't the only cool thing SwoonKink has for sale. Some even offer a new twist (so to speak) on masturbation sleeves - they make them out of cashmere! While traditionalists may go for common elastomer, silicone or the like, a penis owner who craves the finer things in life, masturbates into cashmere. Luxury sometimes does come cheap though; the cashmere is up-cycled so the sleeves start at only $23.
